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[Apr. 12th, 2005|05:33 pm] |
Your Porn Star Name is: Larry Loverod
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| hmmm..is it true? |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|05:29 pm] |
Your Seduction Style: The Natural |
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. |
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| well well welll welll wellllllllwellll |
[Mar. 21st, 2005|09:06 pm] |
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| | say anything- last great punk rock song | ] |
well.
so i havent done this for a while and im not tell you everything that has happened, but only a few things..
my band is playing the toll gate talent show on march 24, and that makes it my first show ever and im really exited.
then my band will be playing the battle of the bands on april 1 and that makes it my first big show ever.
im almost in my new house, first house ive ever had.
im 17 now...dont really feel anyt different.
i mett emma..and ive been thinking about her a lot.
ive been hanging out with her a lot too. and i wannt everyone to know that im really liking her...sooo back off bitches!!
tahts that, nothing interesting to say anymore. ill try to update tomorow...but no one looks at my lj anyways so why bother.
oh well time for me to go. if this didnt make sense, i dont care. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2005|10:07 am] |
Every breath that I exhale is a sigh -
every breath that I exhale is a sigh of exhaustion.
[repeating throughout]
How sad - this is what your life has
been reduced to - a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress.
The strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been
painted over. The television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your
knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its
strength, or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. Startled by a knock
at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can
only greet the visitor with one short statement. Hello my first name is
distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again. Hello my name is
distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again. Hello I really
don't care if I never wake up again. I really don't care if I never wake up
again. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2005|05:34 pm] |
Random lost souls have asked me
"What´s the future of rock´n´roll?"
I say "I don´t know, does it matter?"
This and that scene,
They sound all the same to me
Neither much worse nor much better.
We´re so fucked these days
We don´t know who to hate or who to praise
Yet we concider this our suffering & pain
When we´re so privileged, a fact
We all forget about as
We go whinging all over the place.
How we´ve laughed as they shovelled the ashes
Wrath hath soured
Blood and death, we will pay back the debt
For this candy store of ours.
Look at those cunts on MTV
With their cars, and cribs, and rings and shit
Is that what being a celebrity means?
Look, boys and girls, here´s BBC
See corpses, rapes and amputees
What do you think now of the American dream?
And our soccer moms and dads
Who raised us brats on these TV ads
I know that they sleep at night
Their conscience is intact
They´ve convinced themselves of that
Giving money to Jesus Fucking H Christ
How they laughed as we shovelled the ashes
Of the twin towers
Blood and death, we will pay back the debt
For this candy store of ours |
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[Jan. 31st, 2005|06:10 pm] |
"Which Spice Girl Are You?"
Baby Spice (Emma)
Well, youre like baby. what can i say? you like the color pink, your not to smart, you like to pretend youre sweet and innocent when really youre just a bitch whose mean to everyone. |
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| psssh.....8====D......poop....tired......shit........::fart:: ::FART:: |
[Jan. 30th, 2005|10:00 pm] |
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| | days away | ] |
SO MY WEEKEND WAS........
Saturday:
i went to work at 9 and amanda and her boyfriend john picked me up from work at 4. we wen to the "Stop & Shop" because mandi (amanda) neede to take some money from the bank, and i got some Oreos because i do love Oreos!
dude i fucking saw my italian teacher from last year at the stop & shop parking lot, and she like saw me and didnt say hi....yeha, she was with like her mom or something idk.....anyways...
later that day mandi, john, and I went to john's house because he needed to get changed and we needed directions to the living room (satan's asshole). we got directions and on the way there we almost got hit by a car because john decided to make a U-turn on a "No U-turn area"......we almost got our asses hit by some dude in a van..yeah..yikes. so we got to satan's asshole and waited in line outside and then we decided that it was pointless to wait 50min in the cold till the door opend. we then waited in the car till the door opened. Noah called me to ask if i could buy him a tiket at the door because he didnt have a tiket so amanda agreed to buy him a tiket and get paid back when noah arives. the door opened and we started to wait inline. out of the blue some old guy comes up and says "does anyone need a tiket?" and i said "how much?" and he said "TAKE IT" i was like ".........wow, sweet, thanx" there i saved amanda and noah $16, im fucking god......no, not realy. we got in and all, i was so happy that emily and cara made it to the show because they are fucking awesome people from EP. james and billy made it too. and so did three drunk chicks from toll gate made it and that made the night much........drunker????...idk. we met some early november doods, and billy couldnt give them a creepy man hug because they hate it. i dont blame them, i fucking hate it too. this realy good band played calle |"Days Away" they rocked!!
ok, now to the fun part of my realy boring story.....
so the early november started to play and shiiet, and they rocked the first 4 songs or so. then james billy and i think noah (idk) called me over so they could push my up on to the rafters. i was like "ummm...are yu guys sure this is a good idea?" they were like "yeah yeha sure dont worry, just grab on to the rafters" i was like "ummm....." the song starts to play and im like already ontop of billy and some other guy. they start counting down "3..2.." im like "dude i dont think.." "..1.." before i knew it im hanging on to the rafters. i tried to pull my way onto the stage but some guy working for security grabed my leg and told me to get down. i got down. then he grabed me and kicked me out of the living room.......THE FUCKIN LIVING ROOM!!! let me tell ya, it was fucking cold that night to be outside in a T-shirt for 30min. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. but i did meet some guy from mass, his name was matt...i think... he was cool. the concert ended and i had to wait for my ride to get out because i was so fucking cold. and we went back home.
sunday.
worked from 12-4 and then watched a movie with charlie. dont know why im so tired.
yeha, if you cant uderstand anything that i just typed, im srry but im really tired and i had to update my journal before i forget and shiiet.
ok im out. thanx for reading
-first colombian to get kicked out of the living room (i think and i hope)
P.S fuck spell check. im like fluent in spanish and shiiet......
later |
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| well....ummmm..... |
[Jan. 27th, 2005|05:39 pm] |
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so i didnt go to school today because i dint feel like it. yeah, i woke up and i was like "go?.....nahh".
yup thats pretty much it.
-LOS |
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| ughhh |
[Jan. 19th, 2005|02:02 pm] |
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| | as tall as lions-"if im not burning" | ] |
today.....exams......SUCKED BIG GRAY ELEPHANT BALLS!!!!!
yeah at the lunch room i was like "shit i need to learn half a year of math in 2 hours........"
so i took the exam and i was thinking of just geting up and scream "WHY IS EVERYONE SO LOUD TODAY!!!!!!"
yup, didnt do that......damn, i would of got out of the exam but i would fail and go to a mental institute in like cuba......
i was taking the exam and i got stuck in one question (i hate it when i do that)
my brain stoped and i started thinking about random shit like, how long would it take for me to walk from warwick to providence and back?
before i could come up with an answer, i just started thinking about the chinesse food i had last night, it made me sick but i had the last bit of rice when i got home and it still made me sick.
yeha before i knew it, the teacher said "20 minutes" i was like "shiiiet homes!!, im in #98" yeah there were 118 Q's on the exam.
i fucking fucked the fucking exam up PUTA!!!!
i guessed like half the exam.
i dont do good at tests.
oh well, i better do good on my other.
wish me luck people please.
-poop |
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| random help time!!!! |
[Jan. 18th, 2005|07:18 pm] |
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How to find the G-spot... Men, read this but keep it under your hats, it will put you way ahead of Joe Q. Badsex. That is, just about everyone else in America.
Assuming she is lying on her back, insert a finger into her, palm up, and make a come here motion along the top of her vaginal wall. That's it. Repeat until new levels of sexual extasy are reached for her.
Make sure she is well aroused and lubricated before you attempt this. Otherwise it may not do anything for her, or possibly hurt. I reccomend moving onto this only after other activities or clitoral orgasm. It's most sensitive location varies slightly in some women but it's usually near the front just behind the pelvic bone. When aroused it may swell up slightly.
About safety: Make sure that your hands are clean - (wash them first!). Be careful of nails, keep them short and clean. If you use a lubricant be sure that it is water-based. K-Y Jelly will work but it gets sticky and gross. I reccomend something like Astroglide if necessary.
If stimulated to g-spot orgasm, many women will excrete a white substance, similar in appearance to semen. If you get this, you did your job well. Congratulations. Behold the beauty you have unleashed in her. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2005|09:22 pm] |
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SHOULD I SAVE MY BALLS??????????????? |
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| coment on the graffiti of mexico city |
[Jan. 17th, 2005|09:15 pm] |
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| | another bad cration- playground | ] |
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... idk anything about the graffiti of mexico cit........ but if you do, give me an opinion.
-GOD |
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| well hello again... so far so....eh, ok |
[Jan. 16th, 2005|08:40 pm] |
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friday was cool.
in band class, hurley almost got kicked out of band class for good.
i hung out with really cool people, emily, cara, theyre friend (forgot her name again!!), kate, and noah.
we hung out at the providence mall for a while and then emily and cara's friend had to go home.then we saw meet the parents and it was realy funy, i saw it once before but it was everyone's first time seeing it. we got picked up at like 12:30ish by tj and droped cara and emily off, they live in east prov. on the way back noah, kate, tj, and i got lost in east prov. it sucked but we got back home at like 3... i think.
sat sucked.
i had to wake up the next morning at 8 to get ready for work at 9. it sucked because i was tired and it sux to be clifford when you are half asleep. at 2:30 i tried to help my mom take out some of her shit from my old hose. when we got there Howard wasnt home and he changed the lock on the door, so that plan didnt work.......fucking asshole. hours passed with nothing to do so i decided to go to sleep since i had no sleep the night before or should i say in the morning, yeah only got like 5 hours of sleep. so i went to bed (airbed) then tj got home, he woke me up and said "i got a mirror to shave my balls dude!" so i tryed to go back to sleep. then rob, hurley, and mike called to say that the were going to stop by the appartment to say hi. they came in and we hung out for a bit. i decided to go back to mikes to hang out with the band. the walk back to mikes was verry cold and it sucked because it was so cold. we got there and mike had made me fucking food......IT WAS SO COOL!! because i was so hungry and on top of that we had the great peer pizza thanx to hurley. i ate my food and then we just hung out playin air hockey, listening to music, and watching porn. after that i had to go back home to go to sleep for work the next day. the three amigos were nice enough to walk me back home but beffore i went home i had to go get some bread at the 7-11, it was damn cold out. but we did have our pimpin jackets on...well i had a drug dealer jacket because you know, im clombian and all. the guys had peting-zoo coats (fur coats) yeha they were like my pimps cuz i was the only one without a fur coat )-:, and because im a whoe (-:, so it was four kids at 2 in the mornig walking with sketchy jackets on in the cold weather....good thing a cop didnt see us or else some shit would have had to go down bitch. ill slap the cop and say "bitch! :slap::slap:" yeha. i got home to fucking sleep finally.
today was ok....almost.
well woke up at 10 to get read for work at 12. i got there and on of the guys that works with me gave me my pay check from last week. i was so exited because i need the money bad, so i opened the envelope and saw that i had a bit less than what i ussualy get every pay check, witch is $100-$200, yeha i fucking got $4.00 minus the tax and all that shit it was a total of (drum roll.........::splash::) 3 fucking dollars and 63 cents (mouth open..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................) then i fucking laugh my ass off. "my day cant get any bettr!!!" i said, and i wasnt being sarcastic. well i got of work and helped out my mom move some of her shit out of the old house. got back to tj's and tried to make plans. it was all planed out and all untill idk what happened, long story, the point is that we ended up doing nothing with cara and emily (srry). now im home telling you boys and girls what had happened this weekend.
thanx for reading!
p.s. call me "los" from now on if you wanna be cool
-los |
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[Jan. 16th, 2005|10:12 am] |
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| | YES | ] |
DO YOU LIKE SODA? |
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| i said wow wow wow!!! |
[Jan. 12th, 2005|04:02 pm] |
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| | say anything-this are my friends | ] |
coooool....
i was thinking of band names today at school.
let me tell you, its not easy to come up with band names.
i have a few ideas so let me know if you like them.
-Adopt A Minefield (A.A.M)
-Fall Hero Fall (F.H.F)
-Im A Pharaoh (I.A.P)
-First To Last (F.T.L)
-Beginning To End (B.T.E)
-First To Copy(F.T.C)
-Walk Dont Run (W.D.R)
some of them suck but whatev.
if you like any of them let me know.
if you have any ideas let me know.
if you know someone that has any ideas let me know.
if you wanna date me let me know. 369-5157 ;-> hehehehehe
well today was ok.. i think.
holly was sick so toni and i wrote a get well card for her.
well toni wrote the card i just gave ideas for it.
then before the second period i see that Holly got to school late, so that was cool..
ok so i reached into my pocket to give hurley a pick because he lost the pick that i gave him the other day.
i feel something in my thumb.
i take out my hand out of my pocket and noticed that my freshly sharpened pencil is in my thumb...OUCH!!! i said with pride and joy OUCH!!.
i take out the pencil out of my thumb and started to play drums.....yeah im bad....eh naaah....
today wasnt very exiting as you can tell by this entry.
i hope this entry gets to be as much of a hit as the first one.
time for me to say adios.
oh and im not wearin any pants at this moment.
-carlitos |
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| welll well well |
[Jan. 11th, 2005|07:41 pm] |
my first journal ever....
well many of you know me as carlos the Colombian kid that playes drums.
yup thats me and i really dont have much to say.
my entries may be pointless or weird or "huh...?"
but hey at least i have a live journal biotch!!!
yeha hope you have fun reading my life as it pases me by.
so i moved over tj's apartment and its really cool, hes a cool kid for all of you who dont know who he is. the reason why im living with tj for a month is because my mom just got divorced to the great ass known as Howard (what a name....-_-). now my mom is at her friend's house in providence.
we are lookin for a house in warwick because i really dont wanna leave my school. yeah that would suck.
well school sucked today and well it also sucked today.
bobby got sick and that sux.
then holly got sick and that really really sucked. the nurse gave her crackers so that she would "feel better" yikes dude
someone needs to tell that nurse about modern drugs. oh well.
yeha got home (tj's) and just played video games and surf the web. yeha SCREW HOMEWORK!!!!
well exams are coming EXAMS ARE COMING!!!.....and thats all i have to say for tonight
-THE CARLOS |
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